I can't be arsed to take a picture just to prove a point that nobody will even care about, so here's one I took when I was trying to decide what to wear to the bar.
At least I'm no longer overweight, though I do look like a boy.
(AND FOR THE RECORD: I am not offended, you people are hilarious. I just realized that I haven't posted a pic in aaaggeeees.)
What is round your neck?