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[All Dead]

The things I say when I'm sober disgust me...

But for real, I do. I am not ashamed.

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Afterwards though, I tuck my penis in between my legs and do a little dance.

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Eric, on 10 July 2012 - 08:23 PM, said:

If we're being honest, I sometimes masturbate to PRG.

But, then again, who doesn't.

Something about his 'asexuality' is just so... inviting.

[Sammysaint]

Badass.

You don't even have me on fb what do you even do it over

[All Dead]

There's just some things you don't talk about, Sammy. Jeez.

[soybot]

Do you still have that tumblr where you post semi-nude photos? Because that would be my guess.

[All Dead]

You mean to tell me I've been sifting through shirtless pictures of BED and Nick Sutton for no reason?

FUCK

[Sammysaint]

oh yeah I do but i don't even know how any of you know about that blog? haha, i never put it on here.

[All Dead]

I SEE LONDON
I SEE FRANCE
I SEE SAMMY IN HER UNDERPANTS

For real though, Google reverse image-search works wonders. Not only did I find your blog, but I also found a forum where people are cumming on printed-out pictures of you lolololol. You can't make this shit up. I'll post or PM you the link, if you want.

God, I love being creepy.

[Sammysaint]

no thanks aha

[All Dead]

But there's even some really ridiculously awful photoshops!

[EatShitAndCry]

Wow, I just saw what Kevin was talking about. That is maybe the creepiest thing I have ever seen. MAYBE.

[Eric]

I don't get the whole cumming on pictures and posting them on the internet thing. Do people get off on photographs of photographs with cum on them? Like, really?

Also this is clearly no longer a thread for "good things".

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[soybot]

Honduras took me to my first rodeo! I've been trying not to consciously compare him with Jeff, but it was hard not to last night. He paid for tickets, a couple drinks, and bought me a cowboy hat that he saw me try on. It was such a change of pace to not have to beg to go out somewhere and pay for everything for both of us. I still don't know where Honduras and I stand relationship wise, but I do know I had a really nice night :-)

[EatShitAndCry]

You're dating a guy named Honduras?

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soybot, on 13 July 2012 - 02:26 PM, said:

I still don't know where Honduras and I stand relationship wise.

It sounds a lot like you guys are in a relationship, whether you've talked about it or not.

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soybot, on 13 July 2012 - 02:26 PM, said:

Honduras took me to my first rodeo! I've been trying not to consciously compare him with Jeff, but it was hard not to last night. He paid for tickets, a couple drinks, and bought me a cowboy hat that he saw me try on. It was such a change of pace to not have to beg to go out somewhere and pay for everything for both of us. I still don't know where Honduras and I stand relationship wise, but I do know I had a really nice night :-)

Nice! In a similar thing atm (Not the same of course as i know you were with your ex for a long period of time), but i've met someone who treats me so different to how i have in the past, feels nice!

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EatShitAndCry, on 13 July 2012 - 02:30 PM, said:

You're dating a guy named Honduras?

Nah that's just where he's from. His name is Hector, goes by his middle name Gobani, but when he got here no one could say it right so he goes by Yohane (yo-ha-nee), which no one can agree on how to spell.

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All Dead, on 13 July 2012 - 02:32 PM, said:

It sounds a lot like you guys are in a relationship, whether you've talked about it or not.

Well, we've talked about it, but I'm just not convinced whether I can trust him or not. he does not have a good track record. plus it's weird because we can't tell anyone really. Our bosses can't know yet because I haven't worked here very long and we are the only employees and we both live on the property. most of the other people we are around are volunteers, so they in turn can't know so that no one spills the beans