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All Dead, on 18 March 2012 - 10:14 AM, said:

http://www.guardian....aigner-detained

I know I'm late, but here's my story with this:
I was at a show with a few friends, but we were on our way back. We packed into a crowded train while one of my friends read her phone. Suddenly she almost screamed "The guy behind Kony 2012 got arrested for violently masturbating in public!" and the entire train went silent and stared at her for a good 5 seconds before unilateral laughter broke out. When the train got to its next stop some people were still laughing.
I liked it because of her use of the word "violent". Like, to me, being violent is hurting another living thing, so to be violent against your own dick... well let's just say I imagined him beating his dick to a bloody pulp and then using the blood as lube.