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#41 JohnWayneWasANazi

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 04:46 PM

Bags. Bags of wine. Put your liquids in bottles like everyone else.

That goes double for you, Canadians.
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#42 Gibby

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 04:59 PM

When I say bags I mean the bags from the inside of boxes of wine, not Canadian-style milk bags.
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#43 All Dead

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 05:04 PM

[Insert your Nationality here] is gay.

View PostNICKxSUTTON, on 06 June 2009 - 12:45 PM, said:

ok punk by the book. which is a FUCKING OXYMORON YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. you need to go brush the fuck up on your local black bloc. you probly live out in the woods somewhere

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#44 Floyd

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 05:06 PM

View PostGibby, on 03 July 2011 - 04:59 PM, said:

When I say bags I mean the bags from the inside of boxes of wine, not Canadian-style milk bags.
You put wine in bottles in paper bags then drink it with the paper bag covering the bottle so everyone can act like they don't know what you are drinking even though everyone does.

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#45 Gibby

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 05:10 PM

Except when you can't take bottles into a venue...
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#46 Floyd

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 05:13 PM

that's what they make anuses for.

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#47 AdamDabour

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 12:18 PM

Egyptians are smelly, ignorant, slow and annoying people. They also drive like they're on crack.....
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#48 Skaz

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 02:12 PM

Americans call lifts elevators despite the fact that they can lower as well as elevate you. They also say "I could care less" when the correct phrase would be "I couldn't care less".

#49 JohnWayneWasANazi

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 02:46 PM

"lift"? That's stupid.
Shut up.
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#50 Floyd

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 02:57 PM

to that I say how can you lift something down? and the phrase "could care less" is correct if you care about something only slightly but there are other things that you care about even less.

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#51 AdamDabour

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 03:53 PM

good christ i need to read more before i post, both words are right in one way and wrong in another haha how about calling them lowavtors? :)

Edited by AdamDabour, 05 July 2011 - 04:00 PM.

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#52 Gibby

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 04:52 PM

View PostFloyd, on 05 July 2011 - 02:57 PM, said:

to that I say how can you lift something down?
Work-based example: Using a crane to lift a valve down from the top of a tower.
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#53 steenie

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 06:40 AM

View PostJohnWayneWasANazi, on 30 June 2011 - 09:45 AM, said:

Who the fuck cares about the Brazilian?

I like brazillians....

View PostTheGrimReaper, on 01 July 2011 - 10:54 AM, said:

Yeah! That's it! What are those called, anyway?

Hat.


View PostGibby, on 03 July 2011 - 04:59 PM, said:

When I say bags I mean the bags from the inside of boxes of wine, not Canadian-style milk bags.


You mean Goon bags?

View PostFloyd, on 03 July 2011 - 05:13 PM, said:

that's what they make anuses for.

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Brittish people have fucked up teeth.
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#54 YQS

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 06:55 AM

Brits think the Pantene shampoo is called Pan-10 and they think Nike rhymes with bike

#55 Gibby

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 07:07 AM

View Poststeenie, on 06 July 2011 - 06:40 AM, said:

You mean Goon bags?
If you say so, criminal.
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#56 Gibby

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 07:09 AM

View PostYQS, on 06 July 2011 - 06:55 AM, said:

Brits think the Pantene shampoo is called Pan-10
Where did you get that from?
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#57 steenie

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 07:25 AM

View PostGibby, on 06 July 2011 - 07:07 AM, said:

If you say so, criminal.


I prefer the term 'convict'.
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#58 Renan

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 07:39 PM

View Poststeenie, on 06 July 2011 - 06:40 AM, said:

I like brazillians....

I like you too, Babe...

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#59 Renan

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 07:42 PM

View Poststeenie, on 06 July 2011 - 06:40 AM, said:

Brittish people have fucked up teeth.

Why does everybody likes make fun of the brits?
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#60 Floyd

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 07:54 PM

Australians can't keep it in their pants, or keep their pants on. I am not saying it's a bad thing, but it is true.

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