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[ItsSamInit]

EatShitAndCry, on 15 August 2012 - 12:12 PM, said:

Yeah, I give no fucks about my own safety. I bought the pepper spray at a local gun store (lol you guys can't even buy pepper spray, the cashier was trying to get us to buy an assault rifle),

Some shops still won't sell me lighters...

[Gibby]

It's not so much that I'm not bothered about my own safety, just that I can handle things myself pretty well. Mind you, if I was an American I'd maybe get a gun, but just to look like a badass.

[Floyd]

the computer case I bought was too small. I fucked up and ordered the wrong thing and probably wont be able to return it.

[Floyd]

Leela is telling me the truth about myself:

I had the chance to go hang out with a bunch of my best friends at another friends house last night and eat pizza and have sing-alongs and watch everyone else drink and I stayed home, watched TV and went to bed.

[Raphaela]

Floyd, on 19 August 2012 - 09:23 AM, said:

I had the chance to go hang out with a bunch of my best friends at another friends house last night and eat pizza and have sing-alongs and watch everyone else drink and I stayed home, watched TV and went to bed.

Story of my life, bro. Actually, I did the exact same thing last night, told my friend to go without me.

[Floyd]

the worst part is that there are a bunch of pictures on the facebook rubbing all the fun I missed in my face.

[soybot]

Can't stop puking : -(

[Floyd]

you went to pizza club too? FUCK!

[soybot]

Floyd, on 19 August 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

you went to pizza club too? FUCK!

Haha. No, i went out last night with a friend and Yohane, had just two drinks early on, danced, had a great time. Got home, had ridiculous sex which was especially awesome because my period just ended so it had been awhile, went to go to sleep and suddenly felt funny. Thought i was just really thirsty....NOPE. Barely made it to the bathroom downstairs and puked all up over the place. Spent forever cleaning and stuff but felt totally fine, went back to sleep. Woke up an hour later and had a replay, though not quite as bad. Went to my own room from there, grabbed a couple plastic bags and woke up about every half hour the rest of the night to throw up any remaining spit and bile left in me. The past few hours i had watered down gatorade because i was shaky and dehydrated but it all keeps coming back up. Yohane really wanted to find something safe for me to eat that might stay down and came up with watermelon. Seemed like i was gonna make it for a couple hours but it finally just came back up.

Seriously, is there anything i can do to make this stop, or do i just need to wait it out? I have some prescribed medicine for nausea from when i had a stomach virus a couple months ago but it gives me really bad dry mouth and it won't keep me from throwing up.

[Floyd]

Dry toast and plain white rice always settle my stomach when I am sick, also saltine crackers. Not the best tasting, but easy to keep down.

[Raphaela]

When that happened to me it was related to my liver (I had only had 5 shots of vodka) and I had to take some IV medication on my butt. That was the only thing that stopped my puking.

[Floyd]

and that one time that it was Christmas or something and all the pharmacies were closed and I had to take chicken electrolytes. there were no ingredients that would harm humans, it was simple electrolytes, but it tasted terrible. almost as bad as the powdered milk with blue dye, but the dog loves that shit.

[Raphaela]

I feel like a piece of shit right now. I'm trying to learn biochemistry but I seem to lack basic brain function and it's just impossible to get a good grade on the subject. I seem to understand, but then I look at the exercises and realise I'm a total failure. On other subjects I study so hard and barely even pass. I can answer all the questions, but I just don't know what happens. All my friends get good grades in college, are already working and making money and here I am, not being able to understand a basic subject for a biologist.
I stopped going out with friends ever since saturday and I don't plan to go anymore. There's a nice party today but my classmates tend to forget I exist, I was supposed to earn cash for this party and now I won't. I have stopped going out because my closer friends would start discussing about how guys pay attention to them and how many men they have had sex with (seeing as no guy ever remembers if I'm there or not and if I tell my sexual tales they kind of mock me because of my lack of experience, I was starting to feel less of a woman and find myself even more ugly than I already do).
And there's that, as I sit on my underwear in my bed I realise how disgusting I am. I'm still in love with a guy that only cared about me because he was desperate for sex, and now won't even want that with me anymore.
Seriously, I'm not good at uni, I'm not good at love and I'm socially awkward.
I just don't see life getting any better. I don't lose weight because I smoke weed (I only have two choices regarding weed, I can either stop smoking and start on heavy medication for my stomach, something that has already started to damage my liver, or I can keep with the 'self-medication') and making me socially acceptable is like teaching an elephant to fly. Love life depends on losing weight to improve.
So yeah, I'm stuck with mediocrity until the end.

[Sammysaint]

Ok I am so happy to be the Chair of my uni's femsoc but I have like 4 other exec members who are meant to be in control of monetary shit, budget forms, campaigns, liasons... but they are all so useless omg i'm doing everything and it's so much.

[All Dead]

A couple months ago, I heard "Hysteria" by Ceremony on an X-Games commercial, and now I just heard "Where Eagles Dare" by the Misfits on a Sailor Jerry Rum commercial.

Time to throw in the towel on this punk rock thing, I think.

[Raphaela]

The rental agency (that's how you call it, right?) called me yesterday demanding to talk to me. As I arrived there I realised I almost lost my house because some people reported 'signs of drug use' (ie smell of weed) coming from my house.
Now I can't smoke weed in own house anymore.

[Floyd]

if you were smoking it so much that people outside of your house could smell what you were doing inside of your house then you probably need to cut back a little anyway.

[Raphaela]

It doesn't matter if you smoke one joint, the smell will get away. Besides, it's a place where all condos are incredibly close to each other, I can even listen to my neighbor shower and talk.
I'll have to cut (I won't ever smoke weed again inside my house) and get back on my stomach medication, I guess that's the worst part, but at least nobody called the cops on me or something.

[All Dead]

Maybe they just read your posts on here.

[Raphaela]

I'm sorry :(